Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Ifs and butts
God help me! Just as I was scoffing down my All Bran at top speed, preparing to take Danny Boy to school, getting his athletics stuff ready and finding him a snack and a drink he came up to me, looked me straight in the eye and asked 'Mum, what is a butt plug?' Like lightening I replied 'it does exactly what it says on the tin..'. 'Have you ever used one?' he asked. 'No, now go and get in the car or you'll be late for school'. If I'd sent him to public school instead of a state school the size of a small town would he have asked me that question?
The prank on my poor nephew backfired - his mother said he is an 8 year old trapped in an 18 year old's body. He forgot to put his new address on facebook so only 7 people went to his party - he was also waiting eagerly for us to arrive. I felt such a mean old Aunty Blogthatmama, sent him a loving apology e:mail,