We've stayed in one before - I was petrified of lions getting the children in the night but once it was set up I realised my fears were pretty groundless. So, I was feeling quite chilled about it all until Lurch pointed out to Danny Boy that the last time he went to the place we're booked in at there had been two or three hippos wandering round in the middle of the night. Now I don't know much about hippos but I do know they're the most dangerous animals in Africa.
The other fact I do know, for sure, is that my post childbirth, peri-menopausal bladder will not last the whole night without a trip to the loo. I pointed this out to Lurch who suggested that I get a bottle sorted out for the roof tent. In turn, I advised him that I wasn't a professional 16 year old Bangkok showgirl and that even Avent wouldn't be suitable for my needs. I will have to think of a solution to avoid certain death.